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PERIOD PANTIES THE ORIFICE

Harebrained
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Nether-regional manager Michael Scott at your service! These The Orifice Period Panties from Harebrained feature a comfort fit and bold all over color graphics. These fun parody underpants will have your heart all a flutter as the day to wear them approaches!

This item is non-returnable

  • 95% Cotton/5% Elastane
  • These are novelty underwear, and are not meant to serve as a replacement for a tampon, pad, or cup.
  • These run approximately a size small. Sizing up is recommended.
  • This item is non-returnable
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Period Panties            
Size   Small Medium Large XL 2X 3X
Waist inches 26-27 28-29 30-33 34-37 38-42 43-48
Hips inches 34-35 36-37 38-40 41-44 45-48 49-52
 
Harebrained Undies        
Size   Small Medium Large XL 2X 3X
Waist inches 28-34 30-36 32-38 34-40 36-42 38-44
Hips inches 34-40 36-42 38-44 40-46 42-48 44-51
 

How to measure

The only tool you will need is a flexible tape measure. When comparing measurements, keep in mind that fabric can vary from item to item. A precise measurement is difficult to guarantee, so you should allow about a 1/2" difference between the listed measurements and the actual garment.

Before measuring, lay the garment on a flat hard surface like a table or clean floor. Be sure you smooth the garment flat, especially the underside, to remove any wrinkles.

Bust: This measurement should be taken directly under the armpits and doubled.

Waist: For pants and skirts, measure across the very top, then double that measurement. For shirts and dresses, measure 6-8" inches below the armpit, then double that measurement.

Hips: For pants and skirts, measure 8-9" down from the waist, then double that measurement. For shirts and dresses, measure 14-16" below the armpit, then double that measurement.

Sizes vary depending on manufacturer, design and style. The size chart provides general guidelines.