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SOURPUSS MESS DISH TOWEL

Sourpuss
$11.00
$11.00

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Do you find yourself always cleaning up after others? Gently remind those jerks that it's their turn with our delightfully subversive "Clean Up Your Mess, Asshole" Dish Towel. The white cotton dish towel tells it like it is while keeping your kitchen cute with vintage inspired graphics!

  • Made by Sourpuss
  • Printed artwork
  • 100% Cotton
  • Measures approx. 27" x 19.5"
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WOMEN'S SIZING  (NOT MADE TO ORDER)
Size    XS S M L XL XXL  3X
Bust inches  32-34 34-36 36-38 38-40 40-42 44-48 48-52
  cm  81-86 86-91 91-96 96-102 102-106 111-122

 122-132
Waist inches  24-26 26-28 28-30 30-32 34-36 37-39  40-44
  cm  60-66 66-71 71-76 76-82 81-86 94-99 101-112
Hips inches  30-32 32-34 34-36 36-38 38-40.5 42-46 46-50
  cm  76-82 81-86 86-91 91-96 96-101 101-109  109-116

MADE TO ORDER: UNISEX TEES 
Size S M L XL XXL XXXL
Chest inches 36 40 44 48 52 56
Length inches 28 29 30 31 32 33

MADE TO ORDER: MUSCLE TANKS 
Size S M L XL XXL
Chest inches 32 33.5 35.5 37.5 39.5
Length inches 20.25 20.625 21.125 21.625 22.125

MADE TO ORDER: SKATER SKIRTS, JOGGER SHORTS 
Size XS S M L XL XXL XXXL
Waist inches 25.25 26.75 28.375 31.5 34.625 37.75 41
Hips inches 35.375 37 38.625 41.75 44.875 48 51.125

MADE TO ORDER: TANK DRESSES
Size XS S M L XL
Chest inches 33.125 34.625 36.25 39.375 42.5
Waist inches 25.25 26.75 28.375 31.5 34.625
Hips inches 35.375 37 38.625 41.75 44.875

How to measure

The only tool you will need is a flexible tape measure. When comparing measurements, keep in mind that fabric can vary from item to item. A precise measurement is difficult to guarantee, so you should allow about a 1/2" difference between the listed measurements and the actual garment.

Before measuring, lay the garment on a flat hard surface like a table or clean floor. Be sure you smooth the garment flat, especially the underside, to remove any wrinkles.

Bust: This measurement should be taken directly under the armpits and doubled.

Waist: For pants and skirts, measure across the very top, then double that measurement. For shirts and dresses, measure 6-8" inches below the armpit, then double that measurement.

Hips: For pants and skirts, measure 8-9" down from the waist, then double that measurement. For shirts and dresses, measure 14-16" below the armpit, then double that measurement.

Sizes vary depending on manufacturer, design and style. The size chart provides general guidelines.